Writing starter 43

Hi, I'm Stan, the high school janitor.

Yesterday, something freaky happened.  There was a meteor that crashed in the school, and I guess since I took a sick day, I was the only one unaffected by the radiation.

Everyone has turned into giant alligators and reside in the plumbing and the sewer system.

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Writing starter 42

Once upon a time, in Fabletown, there was a man stealing everyone's happy endings.  Robin Hood, was the only person who could find out who it was.

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Writing starter 41

There once was a duck, who was afraid of the water.  He would sit there all day at the shore, watching his friends swimming.  Until one day, a Lion came to the shore.
"Don't eat me!" The duck quickly remarked.
"Relax," said the Lion "I can not eat you, because I have no teeth.  Why are you not with the other ducks?"
"Because I'm afraid of the water"
"Well, I may not have any teeth, but I still face my fears.  The water won't hurt you."
"But what if I sink?"
"Impossible.  You were made to float."

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Writing starter 40

It was a quiet Christmas morning, when everyone was asleep.  There were but 2 children awake.  They couldn't sleep, they were too excited.  In a few short hours they would be opening presents!  They sat at the window, staring at the snow, when suddenly something changed.  The snow wasn't snow.  It started changing color, changing to blue and pink.  It was no longer cold, and no longer water,  it was cotton candy! They woke their parents who then called the neighbors, who called their neighbors and neighbors.  The candy was plush, and sweet, and colorful.  But soon the real reason is revealed.  A mad scientist had changed the weather to make everyone eat the candy, which made them want to buy a strange pet from that weird store on 3rd street.

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Writing starter 39

Down on 3rd street, there is a strange pet shop, called pink kittens.  Which is ironic because they don't sell kittens, or pink.  They sell genetically altered pets, mouse-ferrets, dogfish, guinea-rabbits, all sorts of weird animals, in all sorts of colors and patterns.  The thing is they are made by a mad scientist who may be from the future, because even though it's 2020, not much has changed since 2015.

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Writing starter 38

I remember when I was a kid, there was this guy at the end of the street who literally ate everything.  He lived in a chewed up house, his pool was always empty because he drank out of it, and the neighborhood pets were afraid of him.

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Writing starter 37

I hate peas
their nasty
and gross
and stinky
"Honey, stop playing with your food"
eww
I guess I'll try them
they just don't taste right
hmm
I guess
they're not that bad
I ate peas.

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