Writing starter 40

It was a quiet Christmas morning, when everyone was asleep.  There were but 2 children awake.  They couldn't sleep, they were too excited.  In a few short hours they would be opening presents!  They sat at the window, staring at the snow, when suddenly something changed.  The snow wasn't snow.  It started changing color, changing to blue and pink.  It was no longer cold, and no longer water,  it was cotton candy! They woke their parents who then called the neighbors, who called their neighbors and neighbors.  The candy was plush, and sweet, and colorful.  But soon the real reason is revealed.  A mad scientist had changed the weather to make everyone eat the candy, which made them want to buy a strange pet from that weird store on 3rd street.

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Writing starter 39

Down on 3rd street, there is a strange pet shop, called pink kittens.  Which is ironic because they don't sell kittens, or pink.  They sell genetically altered pets, mouse-ferrets, dogfish, guinea-rabbits, all sorts of weird animals, in all sorts of colors and patterns.  The thing is they are made by a mad scientist who may be from the future, because even though it's 2020, not much has changed since 2015.

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Writing starter 38

I remember when I was a kid, there was this guy at the end of the street who literally ate everything.  He lived in a chewed up house, his pool was always empty because he drank out of it, and the neighborhood pets were afraid of him.

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Writing starter 37

I hate peas
their nasty
and gross
and stinky
"Honey, stop playing with your food"
eww
I guess I'll try them
they just don't taste right
hmm
I guess
they're not that bad
I ate peas.

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Writing starter 36

Clarence the cow was fast asleep. He was dreaming about lying in a field of hay. That was his favorite kind of dream. Just then, in his dream, a huge black cloud drifted in the sky above him. He looked up and stared at the cloud for a few seconds. That’s when he realized that it wasn’t a cloud and it wasn’t a dream. It was a nightmare.

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Writing starter 35

A duck walks up to your main character and says, “Why didn’t you see the tree? You were looking right at it.”
"I didn't see it because it doesn't exist."
"Of course it exists, you are talking to a duck."
"Good point."
"The Great Deku Tree was back there, don't you want to talk to him?"
"No, he won't do anything for me, so why even try."
"Why try?  Because the only reason we are here is because the Hero of Time went to see the Tree, and he had no reason to go."
"Well I'm not the hero of anything."
"No, you're not. Not yet."
"Not ever."

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Writing starter 34

You think just cuz I'm old that I cant be "hip"?  I'll show you hip, I'm gonna wash the graffiti like you've never seen graffiti get washed.

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